Remixed, Remastered, Retarded!

by Ren Min Beats

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This is the second album of a back-to-back release. The first album was Nerd Violence!.


released November 15, 2013

Produced and Mixed by Ren Min Beats
Mastered by Clem Pony of the Horses
Track 4 includes original trumpet from Mike Corayer and trombone/scatting from Nichols

SOURCES: This album makes use of copyrighted recordings usually without permission. Please support the following artists who were unlucky enough to have me manipulate their otherwise wonderful art:

(in order of appearance, no repeats): Rebuilding the Rites of Statues, The Police, Antiflag, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, Rush, Dead Prez, The Notorious BIG, Bela Bartok, Cool Breeze, The Contours, Collective Soul, Soulja Boy, Marvin Gaye, Lil Jon, Richard Wagner, Led Zepplin, Tupac Shakur, Big Syke, Cassidy, Slim Thug, Genesis, Crime Mob, and Three 6 Mafia.

(Non-music sources): Vincent Zhang's Tattoo Studio,, Rosetta Stone Russian, Disney,, Calvary Hill Baptist Church, and a couple of unknown sources. The sermon in Track 8 comes from a free CD found at a truck stop in South Carolina in 1999.




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Track Name: Self-indulgent intro
SOURCES: Vincent Zhang's Tattoo Studio, October 29th, 2013
Track Name: God And Government
SOURCES: / Rebuilding the Rites of Statues / The Police / Antiflag / Ice Cube / Busta Rhymes
Track Name: Big Russian Presidents (re-elected)
SOURCES: Rush / Dead Prez / Rosetta Stone Russian / The Notorious BIG
Track Name: Bartok Bar Talk
This is a plunderphonic take of Bela Bartok''s "Music for Strings, Percussion, and Celeste, MVT II: Allegro" and includes original trumpet work from Mike Corayer and trombone and Scatting from Nichols.
Track Name: Nichols Knuckles
SOURCES: Cool Breeze
Track Name: Do You Love Me?
SOURCES: The Contours / / Collective Soul
Track Name: Collective Soulja Boy
SOURCES: Collective Soul / Soulja Boy / Marvin Gaye / Lil Jon / The Notorious BIG
Track Name: Oconee County Seat
SOURCES: Pastor Bill Pickel / / Richard Wagner / Led Zepplin / Tupac Shakur / The Notorious BIG / Big Syke

The sermon comes from a free CD I found at a truck stop in South Carolina in 1999.
Track Name: Today is my Birthday (reborn)
SOURCES: / unknown Swedish recording
inspired by the films of Ingmar Bergman
Track Name: Genesis
SOURCES: Cassidy / unknown marching band recording / Slim Thug / Genesis / Crime Mob / Three 6 Mafia